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Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
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Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
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"I'm a green thief."
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"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
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"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
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"Security should have given you a more thorough patdown."
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'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'
'...and whose idea was it to ask for employee feedback?'
"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"
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William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.
'How about best two out of three?'
"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."
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"I see the new man's personalised his office."
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'Methinks thou are a day late and a shilling short."
William Tell's Other Four Children
The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow
Cupid misses his shot.
'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'
Dracula faces firing squad.
'The crossbows denote our signature no-texting-while-eating-or-you're-toast selections.'
Three shots - one franc.
'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'
The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.