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'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature
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"But how will we raise the kids?"
Where seahorses come from.
"We were just wondering if you were edible."
"I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side."
"He's a cross between a great dane and a bicycle pump. . . and really puts the wind up the postman."
"I'm trying to cross a cow and a duck. . . To produce cream quackers."
"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."
"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? . . . You have to get a new sheep."
"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."
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White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.
'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!
'Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?'
"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."
"I'm no mongrel, I'm a labro-doodle-collie-whippet!"
'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'
Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.
'He's a mixed breed.'
'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'