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Government 101 - Do not walk.
Won-ton disregard for the law.
"Are those noodles?"
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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"Why would I want to do that?"
"In this city, Jack, you learn to respect the pedestrian."
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."
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Superhero Helps Lady Cross The Road
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Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.
Babies first steps.
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Pole vault crossing.
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Slow deer crossing.
Jazzy Crossing: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way
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Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
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"Actually, I crossed the road because the sky was falling over there."
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Tags:crossing, crossings, road crossing, road crossings, crosswalk, crosswalks, cross walk, cross walks, traffic sign, traffic signs, traffic light, traffic lights, crossing light, crossing lights, bad advice, incompetent, incompetence, whatever, unhelpful, indifferent, indifference, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, pedestrian, pedestrians
Deer Crossing With Attitude
Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."
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'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'
'Now, why did I cross over here?' Middle-aged Chicken.
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