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A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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"Why would I want to do that?"
"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."
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"Just look both ways before you cross the street.", "Just cross the street."
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A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Babies first steps.
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Walk signal deposit 25¢ push button
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"It's all roadkill, and never a word about the chickens who get to the other side!"
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"I'm sorry-it takes me a really long time to move in my ridiculous coat."
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'There is a unique solution to this conundrum,' said the chicken, 'but in order to be sure, I'll need to cross the road.'
"Why do you think you cross the road?"
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Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."
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Wok. Don't Wok.
"May I represent you across the street?"
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'Just once I'd like to cross the road without anyone questioning my motives.'
"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
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It's the only crossing guard they can afford.
'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'
"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."
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'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.