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'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
"Lemme just try it on for a second."
"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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Tags:hail ceasar, ceasar, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, trump tweet, trump tweets, trump's tweet, trump's tweets, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, social media, crown, crowns, ruler, rulers
"If you've got it, you've got it."
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
"On your head, sire."
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'The chef lost a gold crown while he was making the salad, There's a $50 reward if you find it.'
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, genetic testing, analysis, result, results, history, historical, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family history, lineage, hapsburg, hapsburgs, family, families, royal, royalty, regal, crown, crowns
The King Of L.A.
"You were beginning to take that divine right stuff seriously weren't you?"
A crying man wears a laurel wreath
"God made me king and everybody's jealous."
"Sire, have you been drunk-twittering again?"
Articles of impeachment
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
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"We'd like a word with you."
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"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
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"It makes me feel better about myself."
Tags:woman, women, females, housewife, housewives, royal, royalty, crown, crowns, queen, queens, princess, princesses, errand, errands, chore, chores, grocery shopping, food shopping, shopping, self-esteem, confidence, pride, self-respect, confidence boost, confidence booster, confidence boosters, vanity, narcissism, mental health, stereotype, stereotypes
"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"
"Oh yeah, if it weren't for Antiques Roadshow we would have been out on the street long ago."
Tags:kings, king, crown, crowns, antique, antiques, men, man, antiquated, antiquity, obsolete, obsolescence, archaic, retired, retirement, old, older, aged, age, irrelevant, relevant, relevance, irrelevance, royal, royalty, monarch, monarchy, antique dealer, antique dealers, appraiser, appraisers, tv show, tv program, tv shows, tv programs, broadcasting, broadcasters, public television, public television stations, public television programmers, public television programmer, assets, asset, selling of assets, spending capital, inheritance, inherit