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"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."
'Guess I won't mention that his house is on fire. . . now who's got the last laugh.'
"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
'I can't believe it...I've been offered a huge bonus and a promotion...'
Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'
"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"
You reach the age where nature develops a sense of humour about where hair should grow.
'Strange? You got the DNA of a hippopotamus!?!' (Doctor to overweight patient).
"I want you to hire that last applicant. I went to high school with him. Pay him double the usual salary. . . then fire him the day! Revenge is sweet!"
"He's just realised that the new premises and 30% uplift in preparation funding was an April fool."