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"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."
"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."
"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"
"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"
"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"
"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"
"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"