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'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'
Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'
'But the rescue of the stranded cruise ship took place quickly and safely, since it was carrying convention of lawyers.'
Viking River Raids
Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30 they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.
"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"
'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'
'Luxury cruise you said!'
'This around-the-world cruise is our last fling before we file for bankruptcy.'
Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.
'It always great to get away from it all.'
'On the bright side, thanks to my new laptop, we still have internet access!'
TITANIC CRUISES: 'Maybe changeing our name would help business.'
'It's very strange that we've been in this intense smog the entire voyage.'
'I note that there are some down sides to your economy cruise.'
'My husband and I compromised. He could fish and I would go on a cruise.'
'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.'
'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'
'Is it good or bad, that the rats get really comfortable?'