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"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
Tags:titanic, iceberg, icebergs, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, plastic, plastics, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, quell, quells, quelling, fear, fears, lookalike, lookalikes, ocean liner, ocean liners
A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.
Captain leaves sinking ship.
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'
"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."
"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
Tags:marina, marinas, dock, docks, docking, ark, arks, noah's ark, noahs ark, bible story, bible stories, bible, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, marina, marinas, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, block, blocks, blocking the view, blocking your view, boat, boats, boating, yacht, yachts
S. S. All You Can Eat
Tags:cruise, cruises, cruiser, cruisers, buffet, buffets, food buffet, food buffets, all you can eat, unlimited, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise ship, cruise ships, cruise liner, cruise liners, overindulge, overindulgence, overeat, overeater, overeaters, overindulged, appetite, appetites, diet, diets, food, foodie, foods, foodies
'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'
Malcolm knew he was lucky to get a cabin with a sea view but still felt strangely disappointed.
'Your first cruise then, mate?'
'Whoa, whoa, I don't remember hearing anything about the teddy bear always goes down with the ship,'
Cruise Liner Hits Fatberg
'Boat? What boat?'
'I was thinking of booking a Florida cruise...'
"I think there's been some kind of mistake...You've got us on the same ship!"
Tags:travel agent, cruising, cruise liners, holidays, divorce, mistakes, travel, agent, travel agents, mistake, mix up, relationship issues, relationship trouble, relationship problems, marriage, husband and wife, ship, cruise, holiday, tourism, vacation, mix-up, cruise, cruise liner, cruises, boat, holiday planning, marriage, married
Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio
Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.
"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."
'Hurry! Catch that cruise liner.'
'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'
Man looks out of his porthole window and notices the ship is upside down.
'Sorry, but I guess we overbooked our cabins.'