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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflatable, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
Tags:cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships
"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, chips, cruise, cruise ship, cruise ships, animal, animals, itinerary, itineraries, schedule, schedules, mediterranean cruise, mediterranean cruises, mediterranean, travel, tourism, sea travel
A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.
"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
Tags:travel, travels, leisure, relax, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruising, travel agent, travel agents, travellers, travelers, traveling, travelling, travelled, traveled, ship, ships, cruise ships, travel plans, itinerary, bad view, no view, ugly view, travel company, travel companies, excursion, excursions, bad deal, bad offer, tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, tour
'Going anywhere nice?'
Captain leaves sinking ship.
First class only raft.
Tags:1%, occupy wall street, sinking ship, sinking ships, late capitalism, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, first class, upper class, upper classes, champagne, lifeboat, lifeboats, life preserver, life preservers, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, titanic, unfair, second class, second class citizen, second class citizens, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, inequality, economic inequality, life of luxury
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
Tags:cruise line, cruise lines, cruise, cruises, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, west indies, st. croix, st. thomas, caribbean, island, islands, island hopping, island hopper, island hoppers, stern, bow, enormous, large, huge, jumbo, jumbo size, oversize, oversized, excessive, excess, convenience, pack, packs, packing, remember, remembering, forgotten, forgotten item
'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'
'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'
"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
Tags:greek island, greek islands, slave ship, slave ships, slave, slaves, slavery, cruise, cruise ship, cruise ships, cruises, tourist, tourists, tourism, greece, greek isle, greek isles, hurry, hurries, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, holidaying, ocean liner, ocean liners, mediterranean, mediterranean sea, slave driver, slave drivers, taskmaster, taskmasters
Tags:cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, ship, ships, boat, boats, porthole, portholes, sea travel, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, passenger, passengers, unhappy, upset, stick-in-the-mud, stick in the mud, grumpy, moody, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, mental health, psychology, problem, problems, unadventurous, dull, boring, old-fashioned, serious, party pooper, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
River Styx Cruises
"Sorry... But I'm afraid this is a couples only cruise!"
Tags:ark, the ark, noah, unicorn, couples only, couples cruise, couples' cruise, cruise, cruises, noah's ark, missed the boat, two by two, unicorns, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, endangered species, endangered animals, cruise ship, cruise ships, bible character, bible characters
Caution Wet Floor
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
Tags:cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, ship, ships, boat, boats, cruise boat, cruise boats, sailing, cruising, going on a cruise, medical, medicine, disease, diseases, sick, sickness, ill, illness, virus, viruses, germ, germs, norovirus, gastroenteritis, diarrhoea, diarrhea, stomach flu, stomach flu, montezuma's revenge, dehli belly, upset stomach, tourism, sea travel, travel, travelling, traveling, cruise vacation, cruise vacations, cruise holiday, cruise holidays
Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.
New York Sightseeing Cruises
Tags:sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing, sight-seer, sight-seers, sight-seeing, cruise, cruises, cruiseship, cruiseships, cruise ship, cruise ships, hudson, submarine, submarines, river cruise, river cruises, sight seer, sight seers, sight seeing, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, tourism