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'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, ampes, chimp, chimps, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, ark, arks, noah, bible, bibles, story, stories, rain, rains, rainy, raining, storm, storms, stormy, pair, pairs, two by two, ship, ships, boat, boats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise, cruises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
The Desert Island Package
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, palm tree, palm trees, tourist, tourists, tourism, pictures, photographs, cruises, cruise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tour, tours, holiday package, holiday packages, vacation package, vacation packages, all inclusive, ship, ships, boat, boats, activity, activities, holiday checklist, checklists, bucket list, travel, travelling, traveling, explore, exploring
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
Tags:cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships
"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
Tags:beach vacation, beach vacations, informational cruise, informational cruises, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, travels, cruise, cruises, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel company, travel agent, relax, relaxing, relaxation, time off, me time, adventure, adventures, destination, destinations, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"Something light and fluffy."
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
Tags:invasion, invasions, cruise, cruises, dock, docks, docking, deport, deports, deporting, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal immigration, tourist, tourists, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
Tags:baby, babies, crying baby, crying babies, cry, crying, loud, noisy, annoying, disturbing, disruptive, travel, tourism, air travel, passenger, passengers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplanes, sea travel, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, row, rowing, rower, rowers, oarsman, oarsmen, slave, slaves, slave ship, slave ships, history, never changes, some things never change
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
Tags:travel, travels, leisure, relax, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruising, travel agent, travel agents, travellers, travelers, traveling, travelling, travelled, traveled, ship, ships, cruise ships, travel plans, itinerary, bad view, no view, ugly view, travel company, travel companies, excursion, excursions, bad deal, bad offer, tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, tour
'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'
Tags:slave, slaves, slavedriver, slavedrivers, slave driver, slave drivers, row, rowing, rows, rower, rowers, whipped, whip, whipping, whips, whipper, whippers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, wife, the wife, cruise, cruises, repetitive, boring, frustrating, frustrated, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
First class, cabin class, touristy class
'Going anywhere nice?'
First class only raft.
Tags:1%, occupy wall street, sinking ship, sinking ships, late capitalism, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, first class, upper class, upper classes, champagne, lifeboat, lifeboats, life preserver, life preservers, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, titanic, unfair, second class, second class citizen, second class citizens, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, inequality, economic inequality, life of luxury
'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
Tags:cruise line, cruise lines, cruise, cruises, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, west indies, st. croix, st. thomas, caribbean, island, islands, island hopping, island hopper, island hoppers, stern, bow, enormous, large, huge, jumbo, jumbo size, oversize, oversized, excessive, excess, convenience, pack, packs, packing, remember, remembering, forgotten, forgotten item
'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'
'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'
"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
Tags:greek island, greek islands, slave ship, slave ships, slave, slaves, slavery, cruise, cruise ship, cruise ships, cruises, tourist, tourists, tourism, greece, greek isle, greek isles, hurry, hurries, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, holidaying, ocean liner, ocean liners, mediterranean, mediterranean sea, slave driver, slave drivers, taskmaster, taskmasters
"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."