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'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
Cruise to nowhere
"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, ampes, chimp, chimps, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, ark, arks, noah, bible, bibles, story, stories, rain, rains, rainy, raining, storm, storms, stormy, pair, pairs, two by two, ship, ships, boat, boats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise, cruises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
The Desert Island Package
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, palm tree, palm trees, tourist, tourists, tourism, pictures, photographs, cruises, cruise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tour, tours, holiday package, holiday packages, vacation package, vacation packages, all inclusive, ship, ships, boat, boats, activity, activities, holiday checklist, checklists, bucket list, travel, travelling, traveling, explore, exploring
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
Tags:cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships
"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
Tags:beach vacation, beach vacations, informational cruise, informational cruises, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, travels, cruise, cruises, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel company, travel agent, relax, relaxing, relaxation, time off, me time, adventure, adventures, destination, destinations, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"Something light and fluffy."
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
Tags:titanic, iceberg, icebergs, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, plastic, plastics, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, quell, quells, quelling, fear, fears, lookalike, lookalikes, ocean liner, ocean liners
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
Tags:invasion, invasions, cruise, cruises, dock, docks, docking, deport, deports, deporting, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, illegal immigration, tourist, tourists, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
Tags:baby, babies, crying baby, crying babies, cry, crying, loud, noisy, annoying, disturbing, disruptive, travel, tourism, air travel, passenger, passengers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplanes, sea travel, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, row, rowing, rower, rowers, oarsman, oarsmen, slave ship, slave ships, history, never changes, some things never change
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
Tags:travel, travels, leisure, relax, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruising, travel agent, travel agents, travellers, travelers, traveling, travelling, travelled, traveled, ship, ships, cruise ships, travel plans, itinerary, bad view, no view, ugly view, travel company, travel companies, excursion, excursions, bad deal, bad offer, tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, tour
'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'
First class, cabin class, touristy class
'Going anywhere nice?'
First class only raft.
Tags:1%, occupy wall street, sinking ship, sinking ships, late capitalism, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, first class, upper class, upper classes, champagne, lifeboat, lifeboats, life preserver, life preservers, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, titanic, unfair, second class, second class citizen, second class citizens, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, inequality, economic inequality, life of luxury
"We got a robo call on a great deal on a cruise."
Tags:robocall, robocalls, robo call, robo calls, telesales, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, cruise, cruises, cruise holiday, cruise holidays, great deal, deal, deals, discount, discounts, spring 2020, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns
'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','