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New York Sightseeing Cruises
'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'
"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."
'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'
'Back home I was a bum, I sat around in rags all day begging. Then I won the lottery and booked myself on a world cruise. How about you?'
Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.
"What about a cruise next time?"
"Great, our first cruise and it rains for 40 days and nights."
Like lemmings to the sea.
"This cruise may not be going anywhere but the buffet is fantastic."
"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"
"Actually we're only on this cruise because our son pulled off an insurance scam on an anniversary present."
"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."