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"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
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'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'
Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.
"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."
'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'
'An authentic Viking experience, you said. The cruise of a lifetime, you said. It'll be awesome, you said.'
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Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.
"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"
'Are we there yet?'
'Isn't this sea air so refreshing, Harold?'
'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'
"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."
'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'
"Are we old enough to consider a cruise, yet?"
'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'
Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.
Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.
"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."
'In retrospect, we should never have booked this titanic-themed cruise.'
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'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'