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'You know, I'm really starting to get sick of crumbs. Just once I'd like a full meal... well thought out, and carefully prepared.'
Famous Ant Haikus.
'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'
Stories about crumbs
"Excise me. Are you going to lick that plate?"
Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.
"We found this on the floor of his cell, Sir, alongside a pile of unexplained crumbs."
"You could buy a new keyboard, but it would be cheaper to just stop eating when using the computer."
"No surgery. It just keeps him from getting crumbs on the floor."
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'... and we'll just follow the bread crumbs out of the forest, and... oh jeez, I'm an idiot.'
'Watch out, that squirrel's about to steal your crumbs!'
The farmers piece of the pie chart.
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'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'
Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.
Dog following toddler dropping cookie crumbs
"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"
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Old man sharing a picnic with birds
"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"
"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"
'If they think the loaves and the fishes generated leftovers, they should see our Christmas turkey.'
"Starting tomorrow, you're to eat lunch away from your desk!"
'You've crunched the numbers; what have you come up with?'
Jesus feeds the pigeons
'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'