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"How I dread it when somebody mentions fitness to Ernie."
Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.
We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.
"Amazing - from up here I can't even see the foundations that we're built on."
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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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The Aunt and the Grasshopper
Accounting department - Number crunching.
Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips
The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency
The state of the euro depicted as a crime scene.
The U.S. economy heading towards a downturn
A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.
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"That one's for our numbers."
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The United States' economy deflating.
'I can't afford to move, so I'm having an extension done.'
'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'
"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!
..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?
'I invest in emerging markets.'
"Apparently it's called Budget Crunch because it 'falls short of your minimum daily requirements.'"
It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.
"We have a hazing for all our new accountants where we make them crunch letters."
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The great credit crunch of 2008.