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"How I dread it when somebody mentions fitness to Ernie."
Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.
Accounting department - Number crunching.
"That one's for our numbers."
It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.
The great credit crunch of 2008.
"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."
'I'm working on my abs.'
'Crunches aren't exercise -- crunching is what I do to fit into my jeans.'
"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you."
"All the crunches in the world aren't going to help. Face it, you're a pot-bellied pig."