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Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.
"Now that the holidays are over we'd like you to get back to crunching numbers."
Accounting department - Number crunching.
Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips
"That one's for our numbers."
It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.
'How'd you fix it?', 'I put my music on real loud again.'
'Crunches aren't exercise -- crunching is what I do to fit into my jeans.'
Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'
"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."