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'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'
"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."
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Steve Coogan on phone hacking.
"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."
'Seems like we've a long night ahead of us.'
"What are you doing with my bed spread?"
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'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'
Children's Crusade: You must be this tall
'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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"I take the super hero test Tuesday. I've been stuck at the rank of hero for five years now."
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'Think about it Saladin do you really want it? I have read the stars.'
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'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'
"It's a new directive announcing we can't wear religious symbols at work!"
"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."
"Good afternoon sir, can you spare a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
Making executive ordure
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"...And while I was off on a Crusade, the Queen changed all the locks."
The ill fated Trojan hamster.
'What the ... ? Eric is wearing underwear.'
'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'
'You're going on a crusade, eh? - Literal or metaphorical?'
The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'
'My masters invite you to discuss the topic of multi-cultural diversity in an open and inclusive manner.'
'All those in favour of acting out and role stereotyping follow me!'