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Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'
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The untold wine-making process.
"And she smells great!"
"He's all beef!"
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, animal, animals, livestock, farm, farms, farmland, farmer, farmers, beef, meat, manly, pasture, pastures, macho man, man, men, women, woman, girl talk, crush, having a crush, admire, admiring, admirer, attraction, attractive, attracted, sex appeal, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships
Pete Townshend Vineyards
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, squashed, squash, squashes, squashing, crush, crushed, crushes, crushing, pest, pests, american football, nfl, national football league, football, tackle, tackles, tackled, x-ray, x-rays, pain, abdominal pain, dizziness, diagnosis, diagnose, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
You hang up. No, you hang up.
"They never change. It's just that as we get older we develop a higher tolerance for dorks."
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
Tags:wine, wines, crush, crushes, crushing, crushed, crusher, crushers, vineyard, vineyards, grape, grapes, dance, dances, dancing, danced, dancer, dancers, discover, discovers, discovering, discovered, discovery, discoveries, talent, talents, riverdance, river dance, tap dancing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'
Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
Tags:isaac, isaac newton, newton, newton's, newtonian, physics, physic, science, sciences, science humour, scientific, scientist, scientists, science humor, professor, professors, prof, stem, s t e m, crush, crushed, gravity, gravitational, gravitational waves, discovery, discover, explore, explored, exploration, discovers, experiment, experiments, experimented
Edward Loves Mae Marsh
Tags:movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, movie, movies, film, films, showbusiness, snow business, show biz, actress, actresses, actor, actors, crush, crushes, graffiti, graffitist, graffitists, vandal, vandals, vandalism, graffitis, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, celebrity crush, celebrity crushes, mae marsh, golden age, hollywood
"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."
"He's so damn manly!"
'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistoric, mammoth, mammoths, american football, football, american football player, american football players, play, player, players, playing, played, plays, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunts, prey, predator, crush, crushed, squash, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Tags:show and tell, show-and-tell, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary show, crush, crushes, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, perform, performs, performance, performances, controversy, controversial, kid, kids, childhood, compliment, compliments, complimentary, speech, speeches
""One day," Bernie hoped, "we'll go from cacti to cactus."
"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"
Tags:bigfoot, mythical creature, mythical creatures, sasquatch, yeti, myth, myths, exist, exists, existence, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, flatter, flatters, flattered, flattering, crush, crushes, attraction, attractions, relief, relieved
"For God's sake, Jen, he's old enough to be your waiter!"
"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
Tags:school, schools, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher life, educator, educators, math teacher, math teachers, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, student, students, teacher crush, young love, date, dating, dates, crush, crushes, math, mathematicians, mathematician, detention, detentions, secondary school, secondary schools, punishments, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, junior high school
"No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again."
Tags:rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, trap, trapped, traps, crush, crushed, crushes, under, underneath, friend, friends, bystander, by stander, by-stander, watch, onlooker, on-looker, help, unhelpful, hide, hiding, hide and seek, silly question, stupid question, question, ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, visual gag, sight gag, visual joke, sight joke
Then vs. now