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The untold wine-making process.
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, squashed, squash, squashes, squashing, crush, crushed, crushes, crushing, pest, pests, american football, nfl, national football league, football, tackle, tackles, tackled, x-ray, x-rays, pain, abdominal pain, dizziness, diagnosis, diagnose, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, working class, working classes, hopes and dreams, crushed, crushing, street cart, street carts, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, fail, fails, failure, failures
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
Tags:wine, wines, crush, crushes, crushing, crushed, crusher, crushers, vineyard, vineyards, grape, grapes, dance, dances, dancing, danced, dancer, dancers, discover, discovers, discovering, discovered, discovery, discoveries, talent, talents, riverdance, river dance, tap dancing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'
Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
Tags:isaac, isaac newton, newton, newton's, newtonian, physics, physic, science, sciences, science humour, scientific, scientist, scientists, science humor, professor, professors, prof, stem, s t e m, crush, crushed, gravity, gravitational, gravitational waves, discovery, discover, explore, explored, exploration, discovers, experiment, experiments, experimented
"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
Tags:playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, fantasies, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends
'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistoric, mammoth, mammoths, american football, football, american football player, american football players, play, player, players, playing, played, plays, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunts, prey, predator, crush, crushed, squash, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again."
Tags:rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, trap, trapped, traps, crush, crushed, crushes, under, underneath, friend, friends, bystander, by stander, by-stander, watch, onlooker, on-looker, help, unhelpful, hide, hiding, hide and seek, silly question, stupid question, question, ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, visual gag, sight gag, visual joke, sight joke
Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.
"As you know, Edward, we've always been a fun corporation."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, bowling, bowling ball, bowling balls, crush, crushed, office worker, office workers, 10 pin bowling, ten pin bowling, intimidate, intimidation, intimidated
'I guess it's just one of those days.'
'Try not to move.'
"This next song's about pain."
Daily life inside a pinball machine.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"
"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."
Tags:elephant, elephants, mouse, mice, myth, myths, misinformation, misinform, misinformed, warn, warns, warning, warnings, crush, crushes, stomp, stomps, stomped, crushed, kill, kills, killing, vermin, false rumor, false rumors, false rumour, false rumours, gullible, gullibility, listen, listens, listening
A caveman is flattened at a dinosaur crossing sign.
'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'
Cow falls from the sky and lands on a car.
'Have you noticed it, too?'