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Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
The untold wine-making process.
"And she smells great!"
Pete Townshend Vineyards
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, squashed, squash, squashes, squashing, crush, crushed, crushes, crushing, pest, pests, american football, nfl, national football league, football, tackle, tackles, tackled, x-ray, x-rays, pain, abdominal pain, dizziness, diagnosis, diagnose, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
You hang up. No, you hang up.
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
Tags:wine, wines, crush, crushes, crushing, crushed, crusher, crushers, vineyard, vineyards, grape, grapes, dance, dances, dancing, danced, dancer, dancers, discover, discovers, discovering, discovered, discovery, discoveries, talent, talents, riverdance, river dance, tap dancing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Edward Loves Mae Marsh
Tags:movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, movie, movies, film, films, showbusiness, snow business, show biz, actress, actresses, actor, actors, crush, crushes, graffiti, graffitist, graffitists, vandal, vandals, vandalism, graffitis, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, celebrity crush, celebrity crushes, mae marsh, golden age, hollywood
"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Tags:show and tell, show-and-tell, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary show, crush, crushes, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, perform, performs, performance, performances, controversy, controversial, kid, kids, childhood, compliment, compliments, complimentary, speech, speeches
""One day," Bernie hoped, "we'll go from cacti to cactus."
"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"
Tags:bigfoot, mythical creature, mythical creatures, sasquatch, yeti, myth, myths, exist, exists, existence, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, flatter, flatters, flattered, flattering, crush, crushes, attraction, attractions, relief, relieved
"For God's sake, Jen, he's old enough to be your waiter!"
"No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again."
Tags:rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, trap, trapped, traps, crush, crushed, crushes, under, underneath, friend, friends, bystander, by stander, by-stander, watch, onlooker, on-looker, help, unhelpful, hide, hiding, hide and seek, silly question, stupid question, question, ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, visual gag, sight gag, visual joke, sight joke
"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
Tags:school, schools, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher life, educator, educators, math teacher, math teachers, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, student, students, teacher crush, young love, date, dating, dates, crush, crushes, math, mathematicians, mathematician, detention, detentions, secondary school, secondary schools, punishments, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, junior high school
"Little bastard played you like a video game."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, sweetheart, sweethearts, crush, crushes, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, getting played, video game, video games, reject, rejects, rejected, rejection, rejections, computer game, computer games modern kid, modern kids, modern child, modern children, played me like a fiddle, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
Tags:pretty boy, pretty boys, crush, crushes, airhead, airheads, jock, jocks, good body, good bodies, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, attractive, attractiveness, pretty, handsome, date, dates, dating, college, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, dumb, stupid, idiot, unintelligent, moron, hook up, hooks up, hooking up
"I like to you, and I'd dance with you, but you're not my type...you know...tall!"
Tags:tall, height, short person, short people, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, adolescent, adolescent girl, adolescent girls, height difference, height differences, date, dates, school dance, school dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, teen, teens, teenager, crush, crushes, shot down, getting shot down, gets shot down
"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"
'You don't have to worry about Leonardo DiCaprio dad, I still prefer you.'
"When a man sends ten thousand troops to attack you, it means he has a crush on you."
"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."
Tags:elephant, elephants, mouse, mice, myth, myths, misinformation, misinform, misinformed, warn, warns, warning, warnings, crush, crushes, stomp, stomps, stomped, crushed, kill, kills, killing, vermin, false rumor, false rumors, false rumour, false rumours, gullible, gullibility, listen, listens, listening
'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'