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The untold wine-making process.
Pete Townshend Vineyards
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
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'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.
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'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
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'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'
""One day," Bernie hoped, "we'll go from cacti to cactus."
"For God's sake, Jen, he's old enough to be your waiter!"
Park 'n Crush
"Any tightness or difficulty breathing."
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"This next song's about pain."
One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.
"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"
'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'
A tree falls towards a house
Cow falls from the sky and lands on a car.
Bus Stop Thoughts
As soon as we find as place to put this outdated medical equipment, you should be feeling better."
"I've got a crustacean on her."
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"Well I'm sorry but 'nearly over the threshold' just isn't good enough, Gerald!"
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"Now stay off this foot for a few weeks please."
'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'