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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
A hermit crab moves home
"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...
"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."
'OK! I'll talk!'
"I hope that isn't crab cake."
Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.
'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'
Who knew this place had a hot tub.
"He was a complete gentleman. He kept his rubber bands on his claws the whole night."
Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'
Suddenly he regretted letting Lord Redstone pick the weapons for their duel.
"I've got a crustacean on her."
'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'
'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'
'Son, life as a crab isn't just another day at the beach. Wait, yes it is.'
'The bottom of the food chain is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, we're very very important.'
"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."
'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'
Why they're called crabs
'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'
'Why are you always so crabby?'
'Say, watch who you're calling 'crabby'!'
The Crustacean Period