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Centipede with a broken leg
'Look, you've got to stop thinking that one little pill is going to solve all your problems...You need to take at least four, twice a day.'
Panhandler using crutch to hold up cup.
'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
Mummy with a broken leg...
'I tried to slam a revolving door.'
What a coincidence! I'm a teacher in an inner-city comprehensive too.
Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus
Fat lady with sprained ankle has crutch under one breast.
'Are there any markings on them? Moles? Warts? Scars?'
'We've got 13 kids coming for a birthday party, so I need you to pick up some beverages. . . like a bottle of wine to fortify myself with in the kitchen closet.'
'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'
Crutches on the ski slopes.
'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'
'I can't believe you just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot!'
Cat in bandages.
'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'
'He's just fakin' for extra crumbs.'
'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'
Burlesque dancers high kicking despite various injuries
Man with broken leg in car.
"When I asked you to get me man's best friend, I meant the corkscrew."
'I'm on a landline. Let me switch to my smartphone and I'll call you back. I'd rather not make a decision without my decision app.'
"As you won't be needing it any more, can I have your disability parking permit?"
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