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Centipede with a broken leg
'Look, you've got to stop thinking that one little pill is going to solve all your problems...You need to take at least four, twice a day.'
Just Do It. Just Did It.
Panhandler using crutch to hold up cup.
'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
Oil Industry Safety.
"Is your injury sports-related?"
Mummy with a broken leg...
'I tried to slam a revolving door.'
What a coincidence! I'm a teacher in an inner-city comprehensive too.
Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches
When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.
'We've got 13 kids coming for a birthday party, so I need you to pick up some beverages. . . like a bottle of wine to fortify myself with in the kitchen closet.'
The Dangers of Fashion
'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'
'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'
Cat in bandages.
'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'
'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'
"When I asked you to get me man's best friend, I meant the corkscrew."
Man with broken leg in car.
'Wow, you're back! I have to say I thought you were a gonner when I saw you hit that windscreen...'
'I'm on a landline. Let me switch to my smartphone and I'll call you back. I'd rather not make a decision without my decision app.'