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Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice
'He's been frozen, and left everything to himself.'
'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'
'I'd seriously consider cryonics if Timmy can sneak me into the basement food freezer.'
Man asks: 'What happens when you thaw me out?' Woman: 'You pay ex-ice taxes.'
Scientist to a preserved head: 'I'm not going to tell you again. No more bites. The hunger is all in your head...'
"I'm spending a year in cryogenics, for tax purposes."
"I was frozen in time for 300 million years, so before I start working, can you fill me in on all the technology I've missed? WilI need this club?"
"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"