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"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
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"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"
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Mayhem, Inc. Part 2
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"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"
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"They appear to be flat pack self assembly instructions."
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"Do you take cyrptocurrency?"
"Wait! First, his attorney."
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'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'
Ernie Eubanks, Salesman Extraordinaire and Vampire Killer.
Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.
Mummy curse website www.mumcurse.com
'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'
'Yeah, it's kind of large for the room, but it saves us trips to the store - and it's a great place to keep my late Uncle Pete.'
Henry The Homeless
Edward the Helpful
The tomb of Edward the Helpful
"It says: 'the end of the world is near.'"
"Yours is adjustable?"
"I attract all the crypts."
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