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'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'
"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"They never saw it coming."
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'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'
It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.
"Whoever did this crime sure made a mess of the place. But not to worry...I got it all cleaned up for you guys."
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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'
The state of the euro depicted as a crime scene.
'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'
"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."
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'Decoy ducks on the lake, scapegoats in the paddock, and red herrings on the fishing line. If this is a cover up, it's big...'
"Over here, doofus."
"Today's sermon is based on the story of Cain and Abel, or as I like to call it, CSI: Eden..."
'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'
'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'
"Detective Behan! Enchanted Forrest CSI! They sent me here to clean up your mess!!"
"You've been watching too many of those CSI shows."
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CSI, Ecology Division.
'Ugh. Every single day.'
Chalk outline artist looking for work.
"Stick around, pal. If paint samples from your wall match those found on the body on the sidewalk, we'll need to ask you a few more questions."
"The crime scene down the hall has crap vermouth."
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CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
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