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"I'd like you to have a CAT scan."
'Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!'
"As you can see Mr. Smith, your CAT scan was positive."
'Boy, you really are stuck! What do you do when this happens in a chimney?'
Tags:santa claus, christmas, christmas time, x-mas, x mas, xmas, holidays, diagnostic imaging, medical imaging, mri, ct scans, radiology, radiologists, obesity, obese, overweight, health and fitness, overeating, medical, healthcare, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas
'Is he second screening my screening?'
Radiologists in therapy.
Angela would go on to start a new meme sub-genre called 'meme-ograms.'
Tags:memes, internet images, internet memes, social media, mammograms, mammogram, women's health, breast exams, breast examinations, smartphones, cell phones, telecommunications, medical exams, exam room, patients, doctors, physicians, radiology, radiologists, diagnostic imaging, medical imaging, x-rays, ct scans, cat scans, mri, x rays
Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
Tags:mr imaging, mri images, mri imaging, mri scanners, mri scan, mri scans, x-ray, x-rays, ct scans, diagnostic imaging, medical imaging, art, artists, art painters, fine art painters, painting canvas, artist easel, craftsman, craftsmen, old equipment, outdated equipment, medical equipment, healthcare, health care, medical office, customer service, patients, patient records, slow processing, slow processing time, slow processing times, impatient, impatience
Although a bit off-putting at first, The Amazing Bill managed to ease patient anxiety during scans.
Tags:magic, magicians, magician, magic trick, magic tricks, cat scan, cat scans, entertainment, entertainers, night club acts, swordplay, swords, trick, tricks, magic tricks, medicine, health, health care, healthcare, patient, patients, ct scans, mri scans, diagnostic imaging, diagnostic scanning, diagnostic scanners, medical exams, medical examinations, mri scan, mri, mris, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, put at ease, puts at ease, putting at ease
"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."
Tags:new year's resolutions, new year's eve, new year's day, holidays, celebrations, health and fitness, healthcare, diagnostic imaging, radiology, radiologists, doctors, physicians, patients, mri, ct scans, body imaging, weight loss, self image, mris, magnetic resonance imaging, new year, new years, new years eve, new years day, doctor, doctors, hospital staff, hospital, hospitals
"Fluffy will be giving you rour CAT scan."
"Before you ask for another pillow, Mr. Johnson, ask yourself this: Do I really need it?"
"Your lab work came back positive for toilet water on the brain."
"To calm your anxiety about your MRI, M.R.I.-ah Carey will be singing her latest hits during the scan."
Tags:pop music, pop star, pop stars, singers, singing, performing, performance art, mri, ct scans, ct scan, cat scan, cat scans, diagnostic imaging, patient, patients, patient care, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, scan, scans, patient-care, celeb, celebs, mri, mris, m.i.r.
'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'
"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."
Tags:pet, positron emission tomography, pet scan, pet scans, ct scan, ct scans, cat scan, cat scans, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, medical test, medical tests, medical testing, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnostic, diagnostics, claustrophobia, claustrophobic, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, claustrophobics
"You should have told us that you are a bedwetter!'
"What is it Doc, I can handle it."
"You're going to give him a cat scan?... But he's a dog!"