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Bears Ice Fishing
"I don't get it."
Global warming in the poles
"He looks like a Björn."
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They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal
Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.
'So, you want to hear what it was like in the roaring twenties, huh?'
"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"
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"Just because your father ate your brother doesn't mean he doesn't love you."
Black Bear Fact: Bears wake up from hibernation just long enough to give birth to their cubs.
'Wait a minute, Vern, that's a fake gun, haha, no need to worry.'
'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'
'Now, watch for bears.'
"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."
'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'
"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"
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Martha couldn't wait for spring...
'But Mum, I don't want to go inside to hibernate: I'm not even tired...'
'Someone's been sitting in Papa's chair. . .'
'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'
"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."
"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."
"Really? Dad is called the "King of the Jungle"! Does it mean I'm a princess?"
'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'