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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
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Bovine Fast Food,
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"
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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."
"Might I recommend the cud?"
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Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
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"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."
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"Oh, no dessert for me. I'm still working on my cud."
"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."
"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."
Bovine Fast Food
"I realized how much time I was wasting chewing my cud, so to get more free time, I bought myself a blender..."
'She can't come out until she's done with her cud.'
'Ya gotta order somethin', man - ya can'tjus' sit, chewin' yer cud!'
'Edgar, are you chewing cud again? I hope you have enough for everyone!'
'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'
'It's a great movie to cuddle to.'
Doctor to cow: 'I understand your milking performance anxiety, but I would strongly recommend giving up the tobacco and going back to chewing your cud.'
'I'm stuffed. Guess my eyes were bigger than my stomachs.'
HEY...Has anyone peed on this bit?
Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!
'Got any cud flavour?'