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"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"
"You the A****e who ordered the blackened redfish?"
Tags:blackened redfish, cajun blackened refish, cuisine, cuisines, burn, burns, restaurant, restaurants, cajun cuisine, cajun restaurant, seafood, fish, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, eating out, order, orders, food order, food orders, menu, menus, difficult customer, difficult customers, waiter, waiters, server, servers
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.
Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
Indian Cuisine: Cash and Curry.
"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"
Tags:lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats, experiment, experiments, experimental, theory, theories, grand theory, grand theories, theory of everything, mice, mouse, study, studies, studying, conjecture, speculate, speculates, speculating, speculation, men in white coats, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, cuisine, cuisines
Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, duck, duck hunting, hunter, hunting, game hunting, dog, dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, domestic pet, domestic pets, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, fine dining, food, foods, fresh food, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waitstaff, service, good service, champagne, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, unexpected, man's best friend, mans best friend, rifle, rifles, masculine, pets, pet
'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'
"No, you certainly may not have a hamburger!"
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
Tags:spin off, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, cuisine, cuisines, movie, movies, film, films, reference, references, referential, pop culture, pop culture reference, old, rancid, virgin, virgin olive oil, olive oil, oil, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, left out, aged, ageing, mature, matures, ages, decanting, decant, decanter, sell by date, best before, sell-by, rot, rotting, rotten, flies, fly
'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'
"Enough yin. More yang."
Tags:yin, yang, yin and yang, dualities, chinese philosophy, chinese philosophies, taoist metaphysics, tao, taoist philosophy, taoist philosophies, monk, monks, buddhist monk, buddhist monks, buddhism, spiritualism, cooking, chef, chefs, cuisine, cuisines, soup, soups, buddhist monastery, buddhist monasteries, spice, spices, food testing, food taster, food tasters, balance, imbalanced, imbalance
'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'
'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'
New York on $50 a meal.
Tags:cafe, cafes, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, meal, meals, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, restaurant guide, restaurant guides, food price, food prices, menu, menus, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, cafe, cafes, cuisine, cuisines, foodie, foodies, living cost, living costs, cost of living
"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."
Tags:kale, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, cuisine, cuisines, tastebud, tastebuds, taste-bud, taste-buds, taste bud, taste buds, trendy restaurant, trendy restaurants, food critic, food critics, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis
"I'm in the mood for middle-eastern food - does New York have a No-Go zone?"
Tags:middle eastern food, middle-eastern food, middle eastern cuisine, middle-eastern cuisine, cuisine, cuisines, foodie, foodies, restaurant, restaurants, speciality restaurant, speciality restaurants, no-go zone, no-go zones, no go zone, no go zones, warzone, warzones, segregation, multiculturalism, multicultural, segregations, segregated society, integrated, integration, neighbourhood, neighborhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhoods, new york, right wing media, right-wing media, religious segregation, cultural segregation, propaganda, right-wing
'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'
"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."
New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food
Tags:modern food, modern foods, food, cuisine, cuisines, california roll, california rolls, tofu, tofu burger, tofu burgers, turnip, turnips, vegetarian, vegetarians, puree, purees, food trend, food trends, quiche, quiches, pretentious, pretentious food, pretentious foods, stuff, museum, museums, curator, curators, food historian, food historians
'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'