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"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
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"Martha Washington has whitefly."
I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...
"We're farmers. We live off what's left of the land."
"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."
They always go for the hoe.
Business still difficult, Tom?
"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"
'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'
'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'
'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.
I'm looking for a job?
-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!
-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!
I still use horses to plow my fields!
-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!
Excellent crop! What's your secret?
-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.
Are you still having problems with moles?
-Do you mind if I use your lawnmower? -Sure, but it musn't leave my garden.
"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."
"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"
"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"