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"Ah! Here it is!"
'Job done son, a few corners slightly out of true but the customer will never notice.'
'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'
"That's my late husband Henry. His last wish was to remain pickled!"
"I told you coming to your ex-wife's wedding was a mistake."
Tags:ex-wife, ex-wives, grudge, grudges, grudge holding, grudge holder, grudge holders, wedding, weddings, emotional baggage, messy divorce, bad divorce, divorce, divorces, ex-husband, ex-husbands, janitor, janitors, cupboard, cupboards, cleaning, cleaners', cleaners, bitterness, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bitterness, bitter, resentment, resentments, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown
'Honey, we're almost out of twenties..'
A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.
'So now what?'
'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'
Man chooses head from cupboard.
'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'
"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."
"Whoever said 'There's a time and place for everything' never saw this closet."
Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.
'And this is our look-in closet.'
"The treats are in there, but it's password protected."
I think I've found the answer.
'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'
Tags:tupperware, party, parties, bowl, bowls, container, containers, kitchen, cupboard, organize, organise, organizes, organises, organization, organisation, seasonal, halloween, drink, food, storage, full moon, wolf, wolves, wolverine, wolverines, howl, howls, howler, howlers, howling, werewolf, werewolves, spooky, forest, night, were-wolf, were-wolves, change, changes, changing, monster, monsters, cook, mystery, culture
'The cupboards must be empty again.'
"I've invented a new system of placement call 'Fang Chewy'. It's based on where the food is kept!"
'That's right, doctor. My foot is having chest pains.'
Tags:foot, feet, chest, chests, chest pain, chest pains, wardrobe, wardrobes, cupboard, cupboards, phone, phones, phoning, phoned, cellphone, cell, cells, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, mobile phone, crush, crushed, crushing, crushes, squash, squashed, squashing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You've never really embraced consumer culture, have you?'
'I didn't ask for a knight in shining armoire!!'