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Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, love, romance, bow and arrow, shooting, couple, couples, valentines day, valentines'day, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, puppy, puppies, puppy love, falling in love, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology
'The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.'
Invent Sales Day
"This will be hilarious!"
'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, cherub, cherubim, angel, angels, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, shoot, shooting, archer, archers, archery, love, true love, fall in love, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, targeted advertisement, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertising, spam, junk mail, deal, sale, sales, marketing, ad agency, ad agencies, modern life, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, february 14th
Cupid's converge on a bachelor.
'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology
'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'
Cupid's eye test.
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, cupid, cupids, eros, heart, hearts, love, valentine's day, valentines day, greek mythology, roman mythology
'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Read him his rights!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, lover, lovers, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, falling in love, love, read rights, rights, cupid, cupids, cherub, cherubs, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, cupid's arrows, myth, myths, legend, legends, contract, contracts, miranda rights, valentine's day, valentine's
"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."
A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
Tags:arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predators
"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"
Romance on the Subway
Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows
Tags:shooting range, shootings ranges, gun range, gun ranges, target practice, target practise, cupid, cupids, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, hit the mark, hits the mark, hitting the mark, good shot, good shots, great shot, great shots, heart, hearts, shot in the art, cupids arrow, cupid's arrow, cupids arrows, cupid's arrows, grouping, groupings
"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."
"I'm experimenting with an arrow that dramatically lowers expectations."
Tags:cupid, cupids, arrow, bow and arrow, cupids arrow, cupid's arrow, love, lower expectations, lower expectation, single people, single person, single folk, single, singles, valentine, valentines, struck by cupids arrow, realist, realism, realists, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimentation, experiments, experiments, experimenting, experimented, hopeless, hopelessness, lost all hope, losing all hope
'Happy Valentine's Day!'
"Shoot to kill!"
Even Cupid has His Limits...
Tags:cupid, cupids, valentines day, valentine's day, vegetables, vegetable, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, kid, kids, reynolds unwrapped, eros, romance, romances, pea, peas, bean, beans, broccoli, true love, healthy eating, healthy diet, family life, family-life, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers