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They're museum quality!"
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One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!
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"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
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"With this new curator app, I can enjoy the museum's entire collection without even going inside."
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"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food
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A paleontologist puts together dinosaur bones and becomes trapped inside.
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Muriel's over-curated life
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"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."
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"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."
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'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'
"I curate children's parties."
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'This painting was purchased on a whim by our ex-curator of drawings and paintings.'
'Where do you want me to hang the Hong?'
The Curator's Egg - "Parts of it are excellent!"
The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered.
The Relentless March of Time
'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'
After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.
'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'
"I remember when it was worth $50,000, instead of $150 million -- it must have gotten a lot better."
'This is one of his very early pieces.'
'So what's been stolen?'
Picasso style art gallery curator.