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'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'
"Any chance I can get you to order a pizza?"
Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch
"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"
Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports
What really frightened Miss Muffet away,
'Sure, I came down to take a look. But I didn't know the broad had a heart condition. Curds n' Whey is good and all, but I'd have to be one sick western spotted orbweaver to kill for it.'
'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)
"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"
Little Miss Muffet Vending Machine: Curds, whey, tuffet, and bug spray.
'A tuffet, some curds and whey, and a moment of weakness - the next thing you know I'm a registered sex offender.'
'Oi! - Are you lookin' at my curd!?!'
'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'