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"Hey, I like this town!"
Alternative Treatments For Fat Mice
It's A Breeze
"I'm going to prescribe a phony cure-all for your hypochondria and a placebo for your fake vomit."
"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"
What the Doctor Ordered
"I'm prescribing homemade chicken soup. The one unpleasant side-effect is you'll have to heard my mother tell you about her grandchildren."
"Should medical students be asked their political opinions?"
'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''
"I want you to treat the water on the knee the same way you treated your emotional meltdown. . . put ice on it."