Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'
"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
Tags:cure, cures, curing, chronic condition, chronic conditions, prescription, prescriptions, drug company, drug companies, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, profit motive, profit motives, incurable, managing disease, managing diseases, profit, profits, making money, bottom line, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest
'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
Tags:new age, new age cure, new age cures, heal, healer, healers, snake oil, sucker, suckers, middle class, upper class, eastern medicine, eastern philosophy, mystic, mystics, mysticism, soho, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, cultural appropriation, balance, imbalance, imbalances, cure, cures
'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'
"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."
'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'
"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, dream, dreams, dreaming, recurring dream, recurring dreams, result, results, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, medical, medicine, health
"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, gps, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinics, cure, cures, medicine, medicines, false hope, medication, medications, medicate, let down, let-down, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, dissapointed, general practitioner, general practitioners, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, diagnosis, diagnose, taunt, taunting, tease, teasing, medical school, medical schools, medical college, medical colleges
"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."
"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, allergy, allergies, cure, cures, curing, treat, treating, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, message, messages, sending a message, threat, threaten, threatening, threats
Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.
"I can give you a new lease on life and do a wraparound with your car lease."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors office, doctors offices, new lease of life, cure, cures, medical treatment, medical care, health care, healthcare, health care costs, health care expenses, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, doctors bill, doctors bills, privatised healthcare, privatized healthcare, privatised health care, privatized health care, care lease, car leases, finance, finances
"While it's not a cure, it does mean a guaranteed income for me."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, treating, cure, cures, income, guaranteed, money, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, greed, greedy, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare
'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'
"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."
"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, transformation, transformations, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, banana, bananas, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, cure, cures, curing, treatment, treatments, diagnosis, diagnoses, ill, illness, sick, sickness, fantasy, strange, unusual
'I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Now, if you'll bend over, Mr. Happy will perform your prostate exam.'
"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
Tags:academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracle
"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"
"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
Tags:headache, headaches, cure, cures, curing, remedy, remedies, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stop, stops, stopping, hammer, hammers, bump, bumps, bumping, checkup, checkups, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, paracetamol, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, tablet, tablets, pill, pills, pill popper, pill poppers, pill popping
'We had a little trouble mixing your prescription. Can you stop back in 20 minutes?'
'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'
A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
'We thought you'd like to meet Reggie. He's the rat who we experimented on to find a cure for you.'