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Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'
"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
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"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
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Uncle Murray Weekly
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A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.
"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."
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"Working with the elderly can be challenging... They can be bad tempered and curmudgeonly. I never ask him for anything until he's had his nap!"
Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."
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'Thanks for NOT wishing me a nice day!'
"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"
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"He specifically asked to be buried with this. It's the sneering contempt for modern popular culture he wore as a badge of honor."
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"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"Don't think for a minute that I've mellowed!"
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"Do we really want to spend our golden years judging people who buy the fancy-pants coffee drinks?"
Beware of Curmudgeon!
Sign inside gas station: '$10.00 will be added to your bill if you are on a sentimental cross-country journey of self-discovery and try to tell me about it.'
'To much orange.'
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"It's been three years since I took over, will you stop looking over my shoulder, dad?"
'Old Man Crenshaw finally traded in his crow quill pen for a typewriter. If he gets a computer, he could reverse global warming.'
'Have a good day? No thank you. I had other plans.'
'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump