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Beggar holding a 'will work for bitcoin' sign.
'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'
"Would you like that all in money?"
'It won't take bitcoins.'
"How about a sampler of our most popular denominations?"
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'Of course I know the value of a dollar...that's why I'm asking if I can borrow your credit card.'
'Today the dollar fell against all currencies with strange sounding names.'
"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."
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"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
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"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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"I don't know about you, but I come to the Hamptons to relax."
'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'
'I'm sorry, but we no longer accept payment in US dollars.'
The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency
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'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'
'Yes, two thousand dollars does seem expensive but remember, that's in today's dollars.'
"Actually, can I have it in Tesco vouchers?"
"If only we had a system of currency other than throwing feces."
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"Bad news. You're as sound as a dollar."
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All Major Cash Honored.
'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.'
'EUROS?? Are you crazy??! Why didn't you take glass marbles or coloured stones??!'
'Of course I know the value of hte dollar. That's why I'd like my allowance in Chinese Yuan.'