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"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"Read your paper, dear. The news is getting cold."
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"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"
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"Then we carefully disguise the bribes as legal fees by changing the word 'bribes' to 'legal fees.'"
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Gossip, Rumours and Wacky Stunts
"I find it increasingly difficult to remain man's best friend."
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"I'll check the news."
Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.
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Up-to-the-minute reporting from our man on the street.
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"And now may I bite your neck?"
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"Well, if the news bothers you so, turn it off."
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"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."
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Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum
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"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."
All things previously thought to be good for us are in fact harmful to our health.
"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."
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"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."
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"Current Events? I can't even keep up with the current."
"Poll numbers remained unchanged today, as people used recent events to reinforce whatever views they already had."