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"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."
'This is wonderful?pathological loyalty is exactly what we're looking for!'
"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"
"Who are you hiring? The one whose CV has spelling errors, food stains or printed using a dot-matrix printer?"
'I see from your CV you're all things to all men.'
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'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'
'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'
'Her CV wasn't the only thing that was padded.'
"I see from your resume, your father owns a 45% of the company stock"
'I'm looking over your resum?, there is one opening we have for you.'
"Why did you leave your job as a sparring partner?"