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'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'
"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"
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'I'm not being edutained!'
"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."
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Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum
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'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'
'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'
"I don't think we can approve you for homeschooling your child based on the fact that you signed your application with an 'X'."
Child reading 'Schools failing to teach basics' upside down.
"Today in school we learned how to text our names."
Common Core Family Therapy
"Hmm...I think we can include the drug awareness program, the anti-bullying initiative, sex-ed instruction and values awareness, but we're going to have to cut math, reading and science."
'Quick! Name the capitol of North Dakota! What is an isosceles triangle? How high is mount everest? Think! You did study, didn't you, young man?'
'The government's promising a light regulatory touch...they want to leave us to get on with the job, with just a couple of caveats...'
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"If our tech devices all become voice interactive, why do we need to learn how to read and write?"
'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'
Fast Buck School of Economics: "Cut out the courses on ethics."
Common Core's New Math Method of Addition
"Mom wants me to learn to read, write, and count sheep."
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"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."
"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."
In Case Of Fire, Pray! . . . In Case of Prayer, Fire!
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"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."
"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."
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