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"Your father loves me very much, in his own way, and I love your father very much, in my own way, and that's why we're getting a divorce."
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"We got custody of the Cat."
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'I'm sorry, but I have to let you go. Your mother got custody.'
Long custody battle.
"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."
"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."
"Gee, I'd love to, but that's the weekend my father gets me."
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"Et tu, Baxter?"
"They should just ask Elián González who he wants to be when he grows up, Gloria Estefan or the Buena Vista Social Club."
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'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'
'It's for when my Dad gets supervised access.'
'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'
"I'm sorry, Jim. Due to a paperwork error, you now have custody of my kids."
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'In a complex court settlement, our parent company gets custody of us on the weekends.'
'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'
''Honor thy father and thy mother'? -- What about custody disputes?'
"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."
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'Now comes the hard part. . . who gets which facebook friends. . .'
A man and woman fight over their baby.
'I used to enjoy being a stay-at-home dad. Then I was awarded custody of the kids.'
Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.
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Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'
"Deidre, I'm suing you for joint custody of our closet."
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"Who'd you prefer to live with son?"