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Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon
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A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.
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Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!
Tags:europe, european, farmer, farmers, farming, oxen, ox, rural, rural area, rural areas, hipster, hipsters, street scene, street scenes, custom, customs, cart, carts, oxcart, oxcarts, farming community, farming communities, retro, retro fashion, throwback, throwbacks, trend, trends, trendy, charm, charms, charming, america, american, americans, united states
A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, paint job, paint jobs, custom, customised, customized, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigious, litigation, warning, warnings, rear-view mirror, rear-view mirrors
'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'
"It may be an old world custom, but, like my father, I also enjoy a little piece of cheese with my breakfast."
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
'Don't be offended. It's their customary greeting.'
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
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"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
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"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."
Tags:question, questions, questioning, philosophy, philosopher, philosophic, guns, gun, weapon, weapons, gun rack, gun racks, authenticity, authentic, genuine, machismo, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, conversations between men, affect, affectation, affectations, poser, posing, imposter, imposters, custom, customs, cultural norm, cultural norms, stereotype, stereotypes, maleness, manhood, region, regions, regional custom, regional customs, conform, conformity
'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'
"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"
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'The King replaced me with easy listening!'
Custom ring tones.
'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?
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'Since it's falling on me to help pay off the budget deficits when I grow up, I think you need to increase my allowance, Dad!'
"Personalized!", "Custom!", "Individual use!", "Singular!"
'It's your round.'
Target your customer.
'This clock you sold me loses fifteen minutes every hour!'
"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."
For custom hand-shredding, call Herman B.