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Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'
'I'm still looking for love.'
'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'
'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'
'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
'John this is where you should declare your undying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'
"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."
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"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog cart, hot dog truck, food truck, food trucks, food stand, food stands, food cart, food carts, street food, food vendor, food vendors, hot dog vendor, condiments, old age, old people, guru, gurus, hermit, hermits, fast food, toppings, extras, service industry, customer service
"The cheese balls—can I get that as an entrée?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requests, cheese balls, entree, appetizer, appetiser, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"
Tags:wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, talking with your mouth full, speaking with your mouth full, take advantage, taking advantage, polite, politeness, inconsiderate, lazy, laziness, rude, rudeness
"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
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"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."
"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
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"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."
'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'
Tags:cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, tires, tire, tyre, tyres, repairs, repairfix, fixed, mechanic, mechanics, flat tire, flat tires, flat tyre, flat tyres, flats, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, flat tires fixed, flat tyres fixed, spare tire, spare tires, spare tyre, spare tyres, business, businesses, customers, customer service, customer experience, genius bar, quality, product quality, sales, customer
"When my mother asks if you want anything to eat just say no."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eat, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, maitre d', maitre d's, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, front of house, service, customer service, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, question, questions, say no, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassing parents, embarrassing mother, embarrassing mom, embarrassing mum
"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dealership, dealerships, car lot, car lots, buying a car, salesmen, salesman, manger, managers, customer, customers, waiting, wait, long wait, long waits, dentist, dentists, dental, dental work, exam, exams, examination, examinations, medical, medicine, service, customer service
"Although you've yet to try your water or even order an entree, how is everything?"
Basic flavors that, c'mon, you do not need to 'taste'.
Tags:ice cream, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, ice cream flavour, ice cream flavours, ice cream flavor, ice cream flavors, sign, signs, funny sign, funny signs, taste, tasting, taster, begrudging, begrudge, customer, customers, annoying customer, annoying customers, customer service
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
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"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"
"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "