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"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"
'And how satisfied are you with the facilities? 1 very satisfied, 2 satisfied but with some reservations, 3...'
'Contrary to popular opinion, most people's opinions aren't so popular.'
"I had a two-part dream last night."
"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."
"Ah - there you are, Grimes. How goes the customer satisfaction survey?"
"If you could, please take our customer service survey and let them know how I did."
'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'
"Fill out this survey and tell us how great we are and Randy won't follow you home."
"Afterwards, you'll be receiving a survey. Anything less than a 10 is considered a failure."
"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."
"No, I don't want to take a bloody survey!"
'I'm taking a north poll.'
'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'
'It's a Zogby poll.'