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"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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"You're getting warmer."
"Anything else to declare, gentlemen?"
Last Customs Post Before the Border
Tags:border crossing, border crossings, customs, customs official, customs officials, customs post, customs posts, customs check, customs checks, border control, border controls, border, borders, northern ireland, irish border, northern irish border, brexit, brexit negotiations, irish backstop, brexit deal
"Boy...you Customs and Excise guys are getting REALLY tough with late payers, aren't you....?"
"I afraid we won't allow these in our country."
"So Mr Douane Zoll, why the interest in Customs work?"
". . . And I'm returning the load of mouldy bread my ancestors stole from you pommies!"
Tags:pommies, australian, australians, aussie, aussies, pommie, british history, australian history, customs official, customs officials, customs, tourist, tourists, airport, airports, air travel, convict, convicts, colony, colonies, penal colony, penal colonies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals
Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.
One Day at the Border
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'Customs have busted Happy and Dopey, act like you're not with them.'
'Relax... HIB is a type of visa, not a flu strain.'
Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.
Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
'Anything to declare?'
'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'
'Anything to declare?'
'I'll let you search this one, Jeff.'
'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'
'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'
'I lost my luggage. The cork fell out.'
"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."
Tags:snow, snowing, snowfall, snowfalls, snows, ice, cold weather, salt, salting, salting roads, salt shortages, gritting, grit, roads, cold weather, smuggling, importing, customs, gritter, gritters, bad weather, winter, wintertime, smuggler, smugglers, icy road, icy roads, smuggling, customs, customs official, customs officials, illegal drug, illegal drugs
'I think we've just found the 'big cheese' in the notorious jewellery smuggling ring, Bert!'