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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
Stress on GPs
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"I still say we're stretched dangerously thing."
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
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'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
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'This is the discharge nurse, she'll be able to tell you about all the services you aren't able to get any more when you leave.'
'I'm afraid at times like this with overstretched budgets we all have to make sacrifices.'
Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings
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"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
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'Of course we want medical staff to have choice...and this is how we want them to use it.'
'Bad news - safety inspections are being cut.'
'In my proposed management reorganization plan, we shuffle our desks around like this, really FAST, announce we've made a 50% staff reduction, and hope nobody notices!'
'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
'Cut the blue wire!'
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
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'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'
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Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
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'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
'Due to cutbacks, we've removed the last 20 pages from every mystery novel.'
"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"
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'Watch your step, Bob. It looks like the company's trying to cut payroll expenses again.'
'Get behind me Satan!'
'Once you introduce profit into the NHS what will you end up with?'